26 May 2010

dating snob

Yay! Comments...

M-dub said...


I love More Snark!

And agreed that "wassup" + wifebeater = meh, at best. (Was that the tattooed bicycle racer?)
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Nope. Of course, the (cute) tattooed bicycle racer hasn't written me back yet. Not even to say "wassup"... and even though *he* initiated it.
The wifebeater'd wassup guy. Hmm... Well, as it turns out, his *only* picture is the one where he's rocking the wifebeater. And it just so happens to be a Diesel wifebeater. Yeah. 

Otherwise, it's been pretty quiet. A few randoms here and there that say hello and then I say hello, thanks... but no thanks because xyz (usually due to geography, age, interest, something aside from "I don't find you remotely attractive.") Gotten enough emails from guys who live far away, so I've added a line in my profile that says that I find it enough of a challenge seeing my friends that I can't get to via BART/MUNI/bike ride (xoxo San Jose ladies!) and that I'm not interested in seeing someone who lives far away. Still got a guy from San Jose who wrote back AGAIN saying that he's in SF "all the time." Crap. Just say "I don't have a car and don't want to go out with someone who lives in SJ," or ignore? 
It's stuff like this that makes me realize that pictures and a profile are super important. Oh, and that I'm a total dating snob. If I thought that he was super attractive or hilarious or we had a ton in common, I'd probably suggest we get together sometime when he's in SF. But, based off four pictures and a few lines (his profile is really short and vague and uninteresting) of text, I'm saying that there's no chance that it would work out and just saying no. Oh well. There are plenty of dudes out there that aren't knocking down my (online) door....

25 May 2010

snarkfest 2010

Oh, right. So I'm single again. Shocking to all, I know. Clearly, I'm devastated.

And again considering (that's what happens when you write a post, then save it) online dating. At least just having a profile up somewhere. Of course, that went so well last time.... Yeah. Why am I considering doing this again? Because it *is* kind of fun. And it's tough to meet single, straight guys. And I just read some stat - like 20% of all relationships start online now! Crazy, huh?

Anyway, if there's anything you think I should definitely put in my profile, let me know. Lines you'd use if you were making yourself a page, a story or topic I should touch on, a type of picture I should use...

Some of the questions include filling in the blanks: I am __________, ____________ and ___________.

What people first notice about me...

......
So far, the best thing is that there's an iPhone app for the site. Which means that on my Sunday evening train ride back home from a bike ride, I could respond to the tattooed, cute former bicycle "I've been slacking on the miles lately, perhaps I just need to find someone to motivate me" racer, that I was just returning from a sweet ride up near Sacramento.

Unfortunately, I haven't figured out how to turn OFF the chat option on my phone. Chat transcript:
bud: hi
me: hello there, you surprised me. i didn't realize that chat was on.
bud: wassup

Really? This is not a beer commercial. You can do better than that. Also, I'm a sucker for nice arms, but your initial profile pic is not the time for a wife-beater.

That's right folks, online dating with Kirby, part II (?), this time with More Snark.

19 May 2010

Make sure you celebrate...

Alert! This week is American Craft Beer Week!

Luckily it started on May 17th, not on May 16th. At Bay to Breakers (May 16) I consumed Coors Light, Bud Light Lime, Jello shots and Maker's Mark. None of those scream "craft beer." Though someone crafted the Jello shots. And Z was crafty in putting the Maker's into a more portable container for me (A cooking sherry bottle. Classy.).

Anyway, back to American Craft Beer Week. Check here to find out about events in your area. At the very least, celebrate with a delicious local brew sometime soon. 

18 May 2010

Ouch.

I'm taking this way too personally. But still...

What if Elena Kagan is not married and childless because she is a closeted lesbian or because she has chosen her career over her personal/love/family life...
what if she just happens to be single because she never met the right person (be it a man or a woman)?

I know plenty of people who fit into that category. Or what, you can't make those assumptions until someone hits some certain level in their career (man, it'd be pitiful if I claimed that one) or age (what, 45? 50?)?

17 May 2010

Gulf Oil Spill

I've been avoiding learning too much about the Gulf oil spill, just because it is so incredibly depressing. I finally did some research for a work newsletter. Here's some info and a few sources about the basics...


The oil spill in the Gulf of Mexico saddens and enrages me. The oil rig explosion was responsible for 11 deaths. Now the oil spill is damaging wildlife, ecosystems, and local economies and fishing industries – with no end in sight. Participants are blaming each other for the failure. Let’s take a look at some of the key players and facts surrounding this tragedy.

Companies:
BP Oil – Leases the oil well
Transocean Ltd. – Built and operated the oil rig, Deepwater Horizon, that was leased to BP
Halliburton Co – Poured the cement at the wellhead
Cameron International Corporation – Supplied blowout preventers that allegedly failed

Brief timeline:
4/20 – Explosion and fire on the oil rig
4/22 – The oil rig sinks, oil slick is visible
4/23 – Search for 11 missing workers ends
4/25 – Coast Guard estimates that the sunken well is leaking 1,000 barrels of crude oil a day
4/28 – Controlled burn on the oil slick to remove it from the Gulf. New estimated flow of oil is 5,000 barrels per day (210,000 gallons per day)
5/5-8 – BP tries to use a use a containment chamber to cap the oil leaks. Containment dome fails.
5/6 – Oil from spill makes it to shore at New Harbor Island, LA
5/7 – Fishing ban is expanded and extended to 5/17/10, efforts made to contain spill circumference
5/17 – BP reports that they are now capturing 20% of the 210,000 GPD flow and funneling it into a tanker ship

Sources:
NOLA, NOLA, Reuters, Newsweek, NPR

ADD... Click for link & to embiggen.




14 May 2010

HGRB

Into guys? Into smart* guys? Into smart, hot guys? Add this to your Google Reader (RSS feed, whatev).






*Ok, if you've clicked on the link, you might think... book reading doesn't necessarily mean they're intelligent. Yes. That's accurate. You can make up whatever story you want to go with each photo. My hot guys reading books are generally brilliant.

12 May 2010

Race report - Wildflower Long Course

I like reading race reports. This one is long, but it's for a long race...my first half-Ironman distance triathlon :)

Race: Wildflower Long Course Triathlon
Date: 5/1/2010
Course conditions: Not nearly as hot as it could have been. 80-85deg, sunny, some wind, some chop in the water.

Nerves: Very high in the week leading up to the race. Heck, high in the MONTHS leading up to the race. I figured I was in way over my head. Day of? Scared, but focused. THREE port-a-potty trips prior to the swim. Started on empty, as usual. Stupid stomach.

Wave start: Pros, then men, youngest - oldest, then women, youngest - oldest. My 30-34 age group started at 9:15am. So I knew I'd be biking and running in the heat.

Participants (finishers):
Overall: 1,727
Men: 1,268
Women: 459
Women 30-34: 104

My stats:
Overall rank: 634
Gender rank: 81
Age Group rank: 19

Swim: 1.2 mile lake swim, rectangle pattern. Comfortable (w/full wetsuit) temp. Well marked. Started towards the back on the inside. Minimal kicking/hitting, but I was in a crowd most of the time. I was overall pretty happy with my sighting and my pace seemed steady. The return was pretty choppy and I definitely swallowed some lake. Yuck. As I understand from later waves - and even the next day - it continued to get worse. 
Expected time - 45:00
Actual time - 40:33, pace 2:05 (I'm guessing that's 100 yds)
Overall rank: 1017

T1: 4:44
I have no idea what took me so long, but I know I wasn't rushing like I do during sprint or Olympic distance races.

Bike: 56 miles. Up. Flat. Up. Up. Up. Up. Up. Down. Some headwind on the second half. I'm surprised at how little of this I remember. I spent over two hours out there... what the heck was I thinking about? Anyway, I ended up riding mostly with 45+ y/o men, played leapfrog with a couple folks. Did not have aerobars on my bike. Might have used them during the flat section, but I'm comfortable in my drops and figured I didn't need to add something new to my already (fairly) new bike. Tried to hold back my speed a little to save energy for the run. Loved hearing cheers from my fellow SF Tri Club racers and spectators, as well as a handful of other friends out there. Encountered some stomach cramps, especially in the last 10 miles (luckily, after Nasty Grade & Polar Heart Rate hills) because I mixed my Cytomax too strongly. I kind of felt them starting earlier and ended up exchanging bottles twice and just got water, in effort to calm my stomach down.

Nutrition: 1.5 bottles Cytomax, 1.5 bottles water,  1 Clif Mojo bar, 0.5 Clif bar, 1 Clif Blox stick, 2 (?) Clif Gels. (Clif, if you find this, pleeeeeeeeeease be my sponsor.)
Expected: 2:30
Stretch Goal: 2:20
Actual: 3:21:53, 16.6 mph
Overall rank: 847

T1: 3:05
Totally passed up my transition area and had to go back to find it. Sprayed on some sunscreen. Stomach is pissed off at this point, did not drink any more sports drink or have a gel here like I normally would.

Run: 13.1 Up. Up. Up. Up. Up. Up. Down. Sun. Over half of it was on trails, some which were very rocky. Found a coach from my gym and ran with him for a mile or two, shouted out to a couple of SF Tri Club members... pretty early on, another woman tell me to go chase after "pink shirt girl," who was in my age group (I did, about mile 8 or so and told her I had been chasing her. I meant it nicely - like she was fast, but unfortunately she had slowed down a lot and I don't think it came across too well. Oops.) Spectators make a big difference and helped to push me along. Unfortunately, some of the more challenging sections aren't really cheerleader friendly, so I had to just get focused and keep going. Managed to keep running the whole time, which I understand is kind of uncommon on this course. There's one uphill in particular where everyone just started to walk. I passed quite a few people there, despite my slow, laborious jog. Found that three of them did end up passing me after, but the vast majority did not. I remember wondering about this hill during my training weekend. Better to walk (hike, really) or run slowly? Regardless, I was scared to walk, because I thought that I wouldn't start to run again! My hips and knees were a little sore, but no major pain. Oh, except for about 2/3 of the run when I thought maybe I had asthma, I was breathing so hard.

Had a nice sprint finish. I had been running mostly with men, but then suddenly spotted a woman right behind me. She could have been in my age group, for crying out loud, so I took off. Have no idea where that energy came from. Oh right, I'm competitive. Mostly with myself, but I was not about to let her pass me at the very end like that.

Nutrition: Eventually, my stomach calmed down, though never enough to have a lot of Gatorade (on the course) or Clif Blox (in my pocket). I had Gatorade at 2 aid stations + water, 2 orange slices, 2 Clif Gels.

Goal: 2:00
Actual: 2:02:14, 9:19 min/mile
Overall rank: 473

Total:
Goal: 6:30
Stretch goal: 6:15
Finish: 6:12:29

After: Okay. Tired. Really out of it. Minor periods of lucidity and high energy. Thirsty. Really effing thirsty. Quads and hamstrings and hips very, very angry. Later... some more stomach cramping. And then later... enjoyed some beers and they were delicious.

05 May 2010

I cannot be the only person who reads "Cinco de Mayo" and thinks of a condiment, not a holiday.