09 July 2007

Things Heard on Public Transportation, Part I

Overheard on the bus...
"Do you have a lot of metal on you? I always have a lot of metal on me when I go to jail. I wear these shorts that have this big zipper (points to general crotchal region) and stuff [stuff? what kind of stuff?]. Always get tagged by the metal detector."

Waiting at a MUNI stop...
SHOUTING
"Between Yoda and Darth Vader there was a MUPPET!"

2 comments:

Jim said...

Gotta Love Public transportation. You meet those most interesting people.

audgepodge said...

I'm having problems with titles, too! argh...